"There are professional farters. There is Mr. Methane from UK and Will the Farter who makes frequent appearances of Howard Stern's radio show. I think they both have websites and fan clubs. Maybe you can interview one of them.
BTW. Do you like…"
"I've noticed you gave yourself a name as FL---"fart less" to remind you every second as your belly is full of shit 365days a year. Is it why that big?
But nevertheless, you just can't stop farting.
Fart less, fart less, fart less"
"Hello, everyone, this group is aiming to the popularing of tennis in Shenzhen for both chinese and foreigners, no matter you are a total beginner or professinals, all of you are welcome to join us. I'm hoping that to have you…"