"But its so true on your part as you do teach kids here. Your original insult was just a diversion tactic to shift focus away from you own liking of playing with kids. They got Neil Robinson, they will get you sooner or later."
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"Hey lol, you cant turn this on me, that is unoriginal, you need to come up with your own insult! You are one of the leading bellends on this website, you can do better than simply turning my insult around."
"Score a big "1" for Fuckwit Phil! 1 typo after 6 hours boozing at Coco and you jump on that. Kudos to you. I haven't had the pleasure to join the English teaching fraternity yet so mistake on your part, you Fucking Loser!"
"Everyone wants to open their own language centre and wants someone else to put up the money to set it up. Reason why it didn't happen is that he found no one dumber than him to give him the money.
Look at that scam artist that had the school…"
"There's a conspiricy between the Chinese government and the West. They take all the fuckwits and the tards as long as the West doesn't bitch too much about the RMB and trade imbalance. The minute the West starts moaning, China stops…"