"He's probably passed out after drinking all those martini's in the hot sun...or he may eb getting a bit of afternoon delight with catwoman!
Ha ha, hope he sees the funny side in this, otherwise he is going to kill me! :-)"
"I think she was 'conveniently" busy in a meeting, and couldn't respond! LOL.
How's that for "convenient" timing!
Yeah my wife has a spare tyre, I had a little bit of one, not now.
I told her, there is no point doing…"
"Ha ha...they have a sign over the urinals similar to this one in the Maccas in Guangzhou.
For peeing only, but often one can see farmers, turn around and take a dump in the urinal, the urinals have mesh over them, but people still shit there!…"