"I'm conducting a course on creative insulting next Monday night at the Marco Polo Hotel. I usually charge $50.00 for the two hour lecture, but since your abilities are so feeble, out of sympathy I'll let you attend for free. I want to keep…"
"Poor diminutive dimwit LAMEO. Your eloquence continues to amaze me. Do you teach at English@ nowadays? It seems to be the place to be for those with small man syndrome andother anger management issues. A wee chap such as yourself would fit in…"
"@LAMEO. While his efforts are pathetic, at least he does a little more than call names like you.
If you need a little help understanding the sentence above, let me know. I'll try to rewrite it in terms you may be able to understand."