Dating tips for women: How to make a man love you forever
1. Say "you are not late, it's my watch it's broken" when the man shows up an hour late.
2. Say "You look so sexy when you play air guitar"
3. Perform fellatio regularly without being TOO slutty about it
4. Sleep naked
5. Have a father who owns a brewery
6. Have hobbies that include, but are not limited to: playing pool, playing drinking games and watching football.
7. Genuinely believe that Chick flicks are the devil's work.
8. Enjoy watching pornography
9. Believe a man is not a real man unless he can drink at least 10 beers and doesn't come home until at least 4am.
10. Believe that the only relevant question in the bedroom is "Do you mind if my friend joins us?"
Some good advice for YCG's there, you are welcome.
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Permalink Reply by Artem on -
Hehe, are you sure that this discussion should be called the way it is called and not "Musicjunkie is looking for his perfect match"???)))
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Permalink Reply by Mademoiselle YayYayYay! on -
You call that a man? I call that a boy.
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Permalink Reply by LP on
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When the man ( anyone ) shows up an hour late for a appointment,It is over! unless he / she has a good reason for apology.
And dont you ever think it is for ever.
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Permalink Reply by Coffee Break on -
A good BJ is enough.
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