1. Say "you are not late, it's my watch it's broken" when the man shows up an hour late.
2. Say "You look so sexy when you play air guitar"
3. Perform fellatio regularly without being TOO slutty about it
4. Sleep naked
5. Have a father who owns a brewery
6. Have hobbies that include, but are not limited to: playing pool, playing drinking games and watching football.
7. Genuinely believe that Chick flicks are the devil's work.
8. Enjoy watching pornography
9. Believe a man is not a real man unless he can drink at least 10 beers and doesn't come home until at least 4am.
10. Believe that the only relevant question in the bedroom is "Do you mind if my friend joins us?"
Some good advice for YCG's there, you are welcome.
Exactly what I meant, Honest & Respectful ,but I am.
yes, horny and lustful am I.
I don't need a man to love me forever.
I just need MEN to love me, and that's just fine.
So you basically need a bloke with boobies, am I right?
3's nonsense - I want really fucking slutty with my blow jobs.
Agree with lot's of slobber and smacking.
Respond immediately when he says to you, "This face leaves in 10 minutes.......you better be on it!"
Be receptive to anal sex and fisting.....