(price: free for a limited time)
Are you a beautiful Chinese girl between the ages 18-29?
Are you attracted to foreigners but think they are asshole playboys without a sense of commitment?
Lucky for you, Foreign Love Services has a solution! Just in-time for singles day!
We provide a handsome foreigner named Devin for you to seek revenge against all Foreigners on.
Devin is polite, friendly and respectful... and best of all you can use Devin as your love making toy, and then throw him away without commiting to a relationship with him.
Devin is a traveller who doesn't plan to get married in China so he wont mind, but as part of your package, he will pretend you broke his heart, so you can feel revenge against past foreigners who have done the same to you!
Devin also provides the perfect way to 'experience' making love with a foreigner without he risk of a broken heart. Devin has been instructed to put the pleasure of his clients as his top priority, and was recently featured in 'Imaginary Magazine' as one of the top 10 best love makers of 2011.
Unleash your desire to have fun with foreign boys without the risk of a broken heart by contacting Devin and trying Foreign Love Services today!
*wink wink* :-p
I prefer to have a foreign love that would provide more then just a non-broken hearted service Devin. I am sure you would get more than enough open minded people here, so no thanks!
At least the guy's name isn't Lance.
hahaha:) so funny