How much is your woman worth?

Another ridiculous trend going round. So, apparently (some Chinese) guys are calculating how their wives or GF's are worth by calculating certain characteristics and skills, but it does not mention sex. Weird.

I'm in the red at -350 RMB :-P

http://www.chinahush.com/2012/05/28/calculate-how-much-your-wife-is...

So, here goes. The calculations...How much is your woman worth?

Taller than 160 cm, for every 1cm +100

Shorter than 160 cm, for every 1 cm -100

Long hair +150

Can dance +100

Can sing +100

Weights over 110 Jin, for every 10 Jin -100

Weights under 100 Jin, for every 10 Jin -100

Near sighted, if more than 300 degrees, for each 100 degrees over -100

Never had a boyfriend before +100

Older than 23, for each year -100

Has medical history, for each one -100

Doesn’t know how to play Majiang +100

Doesn’t know how to drink +100

Heavy drinker -200

Smoker-200

Has pet(s) +100… Like pets +50

Can cook +300

Gentle and lovely +100

Childish and Stubborn -200

Always tells you she misses you +100

Likes to bring you to her classmate get-togethers +100

Knows how to care for you… don’t let you smoke and drink +100

Does not disturb your personal life +100

Always bugs you to go shopping -100

Puts up makeup the way you like it +100

Doesn’t know how to do laundry -200

Fights with you everyday -200

No matter whose fault it is, always contact you first after a fight +100

You talk her into asleep every night +100

Well-behaved +100… only well-behaved to you… and not good to other people +200

Will cry for you +100

Always makes you cry -100

Independent; does not always want you to buy things for her +200

Not being difficult in front of your friends +100

Knows how to put on make up +100

Does laundry for you +100

Mature +100

Does not like to laugh when being with you -200

Wants you to ditch school (work) to be with her -200

Fails exams, for each -100

Gives you things made by her +100

Always says you are ugly -200

Never took sticker pictures –200

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1500 – 2500: normal

2500 – 3500: excellent

Over 3500: Your life is set… hurry up and marry her… before it’s too late.