A few days ago I was walking in the park. A woman stopped me and asked me how much I’d charge to fuck her.
I thought it joke of some kind, so looking around for hidden cameras, I said 5,000 RMB with a rubber and 20,0000. RMB without a rubber.
She didn’t seem shocked or offended in any way. I ended up giving her my phone number, never thinking I’d hear from her again.
Well, today I heard from her again. She accepted my 5,000. RMB with a rubber offer, and she’d provide the rubber.
I really don’t want to do the deed, but turning down pussy is a capital crime in most American states. I have a great girlfriend, so I neither need nor want sex.
In addition, I should tell everyone I don’t have a conscience, so my deed won’t bother me in the slightest one way or the other. I won't cry myself to sleep every night worrying about what I've done, or not done.
The question is not how much I should charge. That's been settled. The question is should I do the deed?
What should I do?
Fuck her! Ask if she does video or pictures as well!
Good point, and it's one I've not considered. The main problem is I'd need a professional light person, a professional cameraman, a sound man, an expensive hotel room, and most important I'd need a a body double to make the DVD sell-able. Would that kill the profits?
Nah, I volunteer. When the the date? I bring all the gears along. All you have to do is the fucking :)
Seems I need to start taking long walks in the park...
lol, you've taken this thing out of context already...!
If she finds out invite her along! what the big deal?
This one is obviously false, not even Sea will take it seriously.....I hope.
Why, how else does she think you pay the rent?
WTF, is taking my ideas and personalising term
Come now be a man, fuck her for your stature, this charging money shit is for the birds and the YCG's, there is enough pussy out there willing to 5 star you for the weekend while you wear your mini shirt and high heels and keep the little man swinging that you can get your bling bling bought and paid for, all you need to do is eat the fish burger for 40 minutes until she squirts, add the split finger fast ball into the mix while your sucking on the hairy guppy and then you can sit down and watch the game while she sleeps. 5 star with 52 in wide angle, yeah baby. eh!
You have a truly wonderful way with words mate, music to a woman's ears! LOL