I read this somewhere: beautiful men/women are never good in bed, because they never have to be!
Is that true?
:-p
You didn't have to be a fly on the wall as it was one of those shops in Dongmen with glass walls and no changing area. One of my assistants [Jane or Eva?] tried to hide me as I changed, but it was not necessary with a beautiful body like mine.
Permalink Reply by Cynic The Troll on February 24, 2012 at 3:08am The bra was to hold up your man-boobs or did you just want to go all out?
The bra was to hold the socks that I used to emphasise my feminine shape, as you would have known if you'd attended the strip-tease at 25th Floor True Color.
Permalink Reply by Cynic The Troll on February 23, 2012 at 8:55pm This is one of the few cases where I would say "Nice Shoes" but keep your distance from me on this one. Did you paint them yourself or have them custom made to match your dress?
Old loafers plus can of red spray paint = high fashion.
You should wear a pair of black high heel shoes with that dress,sorry I am just wondering if you can lend it to me? shortened perhaps,both the dress and the shoes.
I just can't do heels - maybe for ten minutes - but not for an evening of drinking and dancing.
The dress is here in UK right now - maybe I'll bring it back and you can come to my place and try it on?
Permalink Reply by Drunken beauty on February 23, 2012 at 2:54pm :-D
You've obviously never tried the battery-operated version of Ken - available at all good sex shops.
Permalink Reply by Back in the Nutsack on February 23, 2012 at 3:26pm Absolute nonsense.
Permalink Reply by Drunken beauty on February 23, 2012 at 3:30pm Yay! Photo, Photo, Photo!!! :-D
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