Jokes about China and Shenzhen
Anyone know any good jokes about China or Shenzhen? Nothing too racist please.. I'll start us off.
The problem with the taxis in Shenzhen is the green taxis know how to go everywhere but can't go anywhere, and the red taxis can go everywhere but don't know how to gēt anywhere.
What do you call a Chinese man jumping over a fence?
Lee ping
What do you call a Chinese man who didn't make it?
Lim ping
The problem with the taxis in Shenzhen is the green taxis know how to go everywhere but can't go anywhere, and the red taxis can go everywhere but don't know how to gēt anywhere.
What do you call a Chinese man jumping over a fence?
Lee ping
What do you call a Chinese man who didn't make it?
Lim ping
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Permalink Reply by EK on -
Be careful, the thread itself implies that this is anything but fair!
However, if you want to do yourself a favour, maybe you are best to make it an even-playing field, so to speak.
You should title your thread, "jokes about China , Chinese people, Shen zhen "and" Foreigners! :-)
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Permalink Reply by Joseph Loney on -
Okay.. "and jokes about foreigners"
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scottish man go to china..
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Permalink Reply by Joseph Loney on
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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman go to a bar in china. The English man orders a pint of pijiu, the Irish man orders a pint of hongjiu, and the Scotsman orders a pint of baijiu. The Scotsman dies
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Permalink Reply by Maggie on -
hahaha......i doubt Irish ever drink hong jiu! but your joke worth a giggle!
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Permalink Reply by Filthy Lucre on -
Did you hear the one about China and Shenzhen walking into a bar together? Me neither.
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Permalink Reply by Joseph Loney on
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Chairman Mao.
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Permalink Reply by Profanipenguin on -
No tell jokey about Shenzhen, this very serious offence. Velly solly but must stop now.
And to be fair... Shenzhen's no laughing matter, it's as grim as the black death with twice as many flies.
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Permalink Reply by Profanipenguin on
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Aww... kiss, kiss.
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