Jokes about China and Shenzhen

Anyone know any good jokes about China or Shenzhen? Nothing too racist please.. I'll start us off.

The problem with the taxis in Shenzhen is the green taxis know how to go everywhere but can't go anywhere, and the red taxis can go everywhere but don't know how to gēt anywhere.

What do you call a Chinese man jumping over a fence?

Lee ping

What do you call a Chinese man who didn't make it?

Lim ping

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Permalink Reply by Cynic The Troll on June 16, 2012 at 3:46am

He's in Cambodia....

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Permalink Reply by Profanipenguin on June 16, 2012 at 9:06am

Certainly am chap, it's great here in Siem Reap. Quiet, relaxed, but enough to do and the food is the best I've eaten in Asia, God bless the French colonists - they taught them to cook.

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Permalink Reply by David - 戴維在中國 on June 17, 2012 at 2:22pm

What do you call a young foreign guy in SZ? LBH, an Engrish teacher, or a drunk. (optional - insert 'illegal' before any of the three)

What do you call an old foreign guy in SZ? Bait.

What do you call a YCG in SZ? Anything you like, she will still fuck you anyway if you have money as she is a soulless money whore and nothing you say will hurt her feelings, as she has none.

What do you call an over 30 Chinese girl in SZ? Single. But still anything you like as she will fuck you if she thinks you will marry her and have money as she is a soulless money whore and nothing you say will hurt her feelings, as she has none.

Terrible shameless stereotyping there ; )