Commercials for erectile dysfunction medications like Cialis end with a warning that an individual should contact their doctor if they have an erection that lasts for more than four hours.
After 20 months, Henry Wolf decided to contact a lawyer instead, claiming that the seat on his BMW motorcycle gave him an erection lasting nearly two years. The San Francisco Chronicle reports that Wolf filed a lawsuit against BMW North American and Corbin-Pacific claiming that the "ridged seat" on his 1993 motorcycle left him with mental and emotional anguish after allegedly causing an extreme case of priapism, also known as a long-lasting erection.
Wolf "has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride," attorney Vernon Bradley of Sausalito wrote in the lawsuit, which was filed in California Superior Court in San Francisco last Thursday. "He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish."
Bradley said the alleged case of priapism began after Wolf took a four-hour ride on his motorcycle.
As those erectile dysfunction commercials so regularly note, priapism can technically be onset after just four hours and is generally considered an emergency medical condition. The condition is named after the Greek fertility god Priapus, who is commonly depicted as having an unusually large erection.
Can I sue myself?
I've heard about the man who sued God, so there's literally no one to sue now but myself. Who wants to be my lawyer?
News headline: The Girl Who Sued Herself
There ain't no way he can win a case like this, haha he sued himself.. lol
i think somebody actually did that though.. sued herself..
If there is a fancy word for a long erection it will go well in court, American courts are not famous for being the best...
BMW do have some cars and bikes that gives me an erection... Should I move to USA and get rich?
I'd say he should pay BMW for the great gift they gave him.
BTW. Does anyone know the exact model and seat style of the bike?
Hehe, I was thinking that same thing
I want the bike too !!