Public Service Announcement regarding slutty western backpacker girls

As mentioned in another thread, I have recently been on a 4 week trip around China, and some people requested I name the hostels I stayed in because I remarked that many were full of western girls with liberal attitudes shall we say. I love hostelling and even if I was a millionaire I would still stay in them. I was very pleasantly surprised by the quality of hostels in China. For the readers convenience I have gave each place a Slutty Western Backpacker Rating (SWBR).

Cloudland youth hostel- Kunming (SWBR- 6/10)

Jade Emu guesthouse- Dali (SWBR-6/10)

Enjoy Inn- Lijiang (SWBR- 2/10)

Harmony Guesthouse- Shangrila (SWBR 6/10)

Teddy Bear Hostel- Emei Shan (SWBR 7/10)

Lazy Bones Hostel- Chengdu (SWBR 7/10)

King Joy Hostel- Beijing (SWBR 9/10)

Mingtown Hostel- Suzhou (SWBR 5/10 but the streets of Suzhou more than male up for this)

Rock & Wood Hostel- Shanghai (SWBR was completely off the scale)

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Permalink Reply by TheGreenHulk on September 2, 2011 at 5:26pm

LOL, new hangout zone for perverts !!

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Permalink Reply by Isabelle on September 2, 2011 at 5:40pm

Define slutty (western style).

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Permalink Reply by Lǎotóuzi - 老头子 on September 4, 2011 at 2:30pm

Western sluttiness goes beyond definition. (Did I spell that correctly?)

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Permalink Reply by EK on September 2, 2011 at 6:20pm

So avoid all together if you detest western style sluts, and bushpigs?

Nice one man, I will mark those off my list of places not to go!

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Permalink Reply by Lǎotóuzi - 老头子 on September 4, 2011 at 11:36am

This is indeed a great public service. I'm sure Wade and I are among the many here who appreciate that you have saved so many of us unsuspecting males from predation by the SWB. Perhaps a vigal should be posted at these locations just to ensure the safty of other unsuspecting travelers (and perhaps verify the information).

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Permalink Reply by Wade Wilson on September 4, 2011 at 12:17pm

Laotouzi, you are correct, I believe a fact-finding mission ought to be mounted, to penetrate the wet, slippery interior of the issue. I'm am sure there will be a lot of in-and-outs involved in this undertaking, and the answers may come very hard. We may find ourselves in a lot of interesting positions, but, if we keep thrusting, I'm sure that eventually it will climax in ultimate success.

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Permalink Reply by Lǎotóuzi - 老头子 on September 4, 2011 at 2:28pm

I won't even attempt to compete with that. It took me a while to get up again (off the floor) after reading that. Just how long do you think we should devote to a truly 'in depth' report. FB may want to come along as an unbiased observer to make sure the survey is conducted thoroughly and with uncompromising attention to detail.

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Permalink Reply by Filthy Lucre on September 4, 2011 at 5:00pm

I would like to volunteer my room at the Marco Polo Hotel for slutty female western backpackers. You can spend the night, take a shower, smoke a little weed, drink a few beers, shave under yoiur arms, while I council you on your slutty ways.I think would both benefit from this brief interlude on your journey.

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Permalink Reply by Cynic The Troll on September 4, 2011 at 11:00pm

I will certainly agree with Suzhou. I was there for 6 weeks and the foreign bar street was full of drunk foreigners and Chinese prostitutes all around. Even around Suzhou University had tons of brothels.