What do you think of abbreviassholes?
According to the Urban dictionary , this is the name given to text lingo/jargon, when cheap arse people think they are going to save time, and perhaps money, especially when the amount of characters they have texted are reduced, and simplified , from the usual.
I have also noticed this phenomenon sometimes in the chat rooms, and whilst I have a few mates that text like that, good on them, but when I see it , I fucking cringe, what do you normally do about it?
A:) Delete and ignore friend?
B:) Send him/her back a complimentary text, announcing that their Engreesh is improving?
C:) Text back in a completely foreign language, other than the one they just sent to you?
D:) All of the above?
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People who abbreviate everything in text messages to "save time," and thus look like major douches. This "time saving" often takes more time to translate than it does to just write what you mean, making the abbreviasshole even more of a dickwad.
"Bro wts ^ lol hw r u m8 im jc'ing o shit g2g ttyl yo"
How the fuck would/should I answer the text (example) as above?
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Permalink Reply by Christian on -
When I was back home in Argentina in 2010, I've got a text message from my sister (in Spanish) with the same abbreviate shit, I just could not understand it. I reply back to her in plain Spanish:
"What the fuck are you trying to say? If you are so fucking lazy that you cannot write a message in a proper language that can be understood, spend the fucking money calling me."
It worked, she never did it again.
But yeah, I hate it too.
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Permalink Reply by Bruce Lee Vs The Kiss Army on -
ext tay em thay ack bay in ay ig pay atin lay. all cay it ay a ay ay day
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Permalink Reply by Coffee Break on -
2nd dat
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Permalink Reply by Mike46 on
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On a vaguely related topic - how are you guys with phononyms? I mean when you use predictive text and I intend to send "I'm home" it comes out as "I'm good" unless I remember to push the little button before sending. Of course "I'm gone" is also possible with the same keys. I an suite home mow. I can usually work out what should have been sent to me.
In future if I tell you "Dual off, you aunt" you'll know what I mean.
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Permalink Reply by EK on -
I had better not repeat my phononyms here then. all pleasant and nice words, can also be not so pleasant depending on who and whom I am texting.
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Permalink Reply by Freakboy on -
Thanks I am still here just have other and better things to do like FB
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Permalink Reply by EK on
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I thought that Porno cum psychopath in Canada, may have been your body double at one stage???
I know we shouldn't joke about this sick shite, but I thought after the typesetting job you had dried up here, and the state of the Canadian economy, well, let's just say, we are thankful, you are alright, and it's not you! :-)
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