According to the Urban dictionary , this is the name given to text lingo/jargon, when cheap arse people think they are going to save time, and perhaps money, especially when the amount of characters they have texted are reduced, and simplified , from the usual.
I have also noticed this phenomenon sometimes in the chat rooms, and whilst I have a few mates that text like that, good on them, but when I see it , I fucking cringe, what do you normally do about it?
A:) Delete and ignore friend?
B:) Send him/her back a complimentary text, announcing that their Engreesh is improving?
C:) Text back in a completely foreign language, other than the one they just sent to you?
D:) All of the above?
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People who abbreviate everything in text messages to "save time," and thus look like major douches. This "time saving" often takes more time to translate than it does to just write what you mean, making the abbreviasshole even more of a dickwad.
"Bro wts ^ lol hw r u m8 im jc'ing o shit g2g ttyl yo"
How the fuck would/should I answer the text (example) as above?
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Permalink Reply by EK on May 27, 2012 at 10:51pm ;-) Ah, but it's subtle and acceptable....this shite above dreadful, bloody awful! :-)
Permalink Reply by Twisted Fairy on May 27, 2012 at 6:31pm
Permalink Reply by Lǎotóuzi - 老头子 on June 5, 2012 at 8:37pm Yeah, it's because they're used to dealing with all sorts of short things. :P
Permalink Reply by EK on May 27, 2012 at 6:39pm ha ha, this is okay!
I hate it when you get a long winded message via the cellphone, and it has crappy English , if it can be called that, like the example above!
Permalink Reply by Coffee Break on May 27, 2012 at 6:38pm WTH?
Permalink Reply by Lǎotóuzi - 老头子 on June 5, 2012 at 8:38pm WTF!
Permalink Reply by Young Chinese Girls Liberator on May 27, 2012 at 7:13pm "sis w-up. me Fing PuC nw!"
Permalink Reply by Filthy Lucre on May 27, 2012 at 8:55pm I would answer with "Chuck you farley, I have no idea what you're trying to say. Speak English, or at least as close as you can get to it with your retarded mind."
Permalink Reply by EK on May 27, 2012 at 10:13pm Ha ha, I can see through all that text jargon, it just irritates the fuck out of me when my friends do it, because like the guff above states, they do it to save time, and perhaps yi mao per shortened text...LOL...that is the epitome of being a tight arse!
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