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Comment by C.R. Bankson on October 3, 2008 at 12:04pm

Got a fun thing you have done in Shenzhen you can share? Click on the discussion above, "One of the Things I've Most Enjoyed Doing in Shenzhen Is?" and add it to the List. Matt Leinart, Arizona's NFL Star Quarterback starts off the List (hard to top) with his Hot Tub Photo with 4 other N.F.L. "Players". As a result of this photo Matt was nominated into "Americas Top 20 Drunkest Athletes" Hall of Fame. Way to Go Matt ! You're the Man!

Comment by C.R. Bankson on September 30, 2008 at 1:41pm

The US Stock Market crashed yesterday, down 777 points on the DOW in one fell-swoop. That has never happened before. The largest decline in one day in history. The election is just 5 weeks away - in the mean time, the U.S. economy is sliding down hill at an unbelievable pace. Click n the discussion above and state your opinion in: WHAT'S HAPPENING & WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH THE AMERICAN ECONOMY?

Comment by Dan (El Patron) on September 29, 2008 at 1:01am

we would talk about...where is the bathroom!

Comment by Paulo on September 23, 2008 at 12:49pm

I am getting all these interesting questions about Americans. Are all Americans still single until 40 etc? I ask why? Oh, because that's what we saw in "Sex and the City" which is very popular here btw - sort of creating a new lifestyle. Oh yeah: is it dangerous with all that shooting on the streets? Why (again)? Oh, because we watch all these movies etc. Man, I am telling you, the image we got through Hollywood, jeezzz.

Comment by C.R. Bankson on September 23, 2008 at 12:35pm

Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance...

Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of
a skating rink...

Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large
fry, and a diet coke...

Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters...

Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the
garage...

Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone
we didn't want to talk to in the first place...

Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight...

Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the
process so well: "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics"
meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...

Comment by C.R. Bankson on September 23, 2008 at 12:18pm

These four guys were walking down the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"
The Saudi says, "Excuse me, what's a shortage?"
The Russian says, "Excuse me, what's meat?"
The North Korean says, "Excuse me, what's an opinion?"
The New Yorker, says, "Excuse me?? What's excuse me?"

Comment by C.R. Bankson on September 23, 2008 at 12:15pm

Bush falls into a coma and awakes 3 years later. His advisors explain he has been in a coma for 3 years, and Quayle took over. Bush asks how Quayle is doing, and his advisors say, ok but inflation is a bit high. Bush says, well I remember stamps were 25 cents, how much do they cost now? His advisor says 500 yen.

Comment by C.R. Bankson on September 23, 2008 at 12:13pm

Now, "HAVING SAID THAT", I also, am NOT a lover of GWB or "The Work" he has done. But, I hope we all can express the difference between his "reign of terror" and the good qualities that America has, and that which we represent. This is not a "neo-nazi" forum professing "HOW GREAT" an American is. That's not being said AT ALL. But there's absolutely nothing wrong with maintaining your integrity and respect for self. Nor, is it any American's job to apologize for George Bush. Again, that being said, I hope you enjoy these Bush Jokes and Cartoons.

Comment by C.R. Bankson on September 22, 2008 at 9:00am

Hey ET, just joking around. A little bit of satire with no serious intentions. Don't let the "nay sayers" here "get you down" when they comment on Goofy George. They'll gain up on you. Doesn't make any difference if their point is valid or not. Best to ignore them and point out what's good about America. AND THERE'S SO MUCH MORE THAT'S GREAT THEN THE POLITICS OF GEORGE BUSH. Sure, your points below are valid. But America is THE One that still has the largest economy in the world. There's an old saying that still holds true, "When America Sneezes, the rest of the World Catches a Cold." The "De-coupler theory Guys" who were prominent at the beginning of this economic downturn have now given up on selling that idea now. It's easy to be a critic on the sidelines, which is where the political interest of China has been all these long years while WE have been creating and expanding industrialism and freedom to the rest of the world. BRAVO For China & the Olympics! They are finally coming out and beginning to take an active interest in the affairs of the world and getting off the sidelines. Stay tough, man. WE ARE THE LAND OF THE FREE, AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE. We fought and died for that right to LEAD and make a mistake now and then. Next time you open up that you are an American and you get the GW critisisms, try just changing it to a positive note; like: "Say, have you ever been to the Grand Canyon"; or, "You know that movie Baywatch, or tha new movie Southbeach? Well, I can tell you for sure, it's not just a movie. Coming from Miami I swear to you, there are more tall blonde beauties on the beaches of America..." And on and on. I'm SURE you know of lots more. No, I'm PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN; and there is SO MUCH to be proud for. Think about it. CC ; otherwise known as C.R. Bankson.

Comment by Dan (El Patron) on September 22, 2008 at 1:54am

Hi, An American in Paris , I mean SZ here...

hey CC have an open mind, I have traveled to over 50 countries, and nowadays, I am embarrassed to say I am American after what old GW has done to our former glorious country......it is now in financial ruins and unfortunately we are dragging the rest of the world's economies down with us....

so, when other say ugh, they just may be right.....

look what GW's go it alone, we are the best attitude got us!

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