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This group is for all fun loving people who love humor. Best way of relaxing in a rather stressful life is to have a heartful laugh.... So Come and join this group and share your Humorous Jokes,Pictures,Incidents ....... Ha Ha Ha

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Comment by lily on October 20, 2014 at 8:57pm

i like this group, so funny

Comment by R U K N A on August 26, 2014 at 12:39pm

An Airline starts a new concept... Chef on Board. This demanding passenger walks into a plane and tells the hostess, "Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove.

"Lemme get some fries, not too crispy, not too burnt, but right in the groove.

"And while you're at it, throw in a shake, not too thin, not too thick, but right in groove."

The hostess took down the order and came back five minutes later and told the man:

"The chef said you can kiss his ass, not to the left, not to the right, but right in the groove.

Comment by R U K N A on July 11, 2013 at 11:13am

We tell you the reason why men insist all theladies to go first.

Comment by R U K N A on July 11, 2013 at 11:13am

Comment by Jay_BenteUno on April 10, 2013 at 11:31am

A family took a trip to Disney World. After three exhausting days, they headed home. As they drove away, the son waved and said, “Goodbye, Mickey.”
The daughter waved and said, “Goodbye, Minnie.”
The husband waved, rather weakly, and said, “Goodbye, Money.”

Comment by Jay_BenteUno on April 10, 2013 at 11:29am

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.
Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the girl smiled.
At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”

Comment by Jay_BenteUno on April 10, 2013 at 11:29am

A construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. He spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can’t hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.

He pointed to his eye meaning “I”, pointed to his knee meaning “need”, then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.

The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, “What the f–k is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!”.

The other guy says, “I knew that! I was just trying to tell you – I’m coming!”

Comment by R U K N A on January 8, 2013 at 1:19pm

Guys who come to this clinic insist on buying glasses even if they don't need to. Here's why...

Comment by R U K N A on January 8, 2013 at 1:18pm

There is no woman in this picture...

Comment by Jay_BenteUno on November 23, 2012 at 2:51pm

 
 
 

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