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O ayan, meron na kaung portion kung saan ung mga jokes ng pinoy, ikakalat....
E2 umpisa:

After the first night ng bagong kasal na anak na lalaki, ung ama nagtanong sa anak:

AMA: O, anak kumusta ung pers nyt nyo?

ANAK: Itay, di ako nakaiskor magdamag..

AMA: Bakit? Anong nangyari?

ANAK: Ei kasi itay nung hinubad ko yung damit, may nakalagay sa panty..
"PRIVATE PROPERTY, DO NOT ENTER"

AMA: E2 anak suotin mo. E2 brief na may nakalagay na
" PUBLIC WORKS AND HIGHWAY, DEMOLITION TEAM
DO NOT DELAY"

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BRIDE: Honey, kinakabahan ako. Baka di ko makaya.. Parang natatakot ako.
GROOM: Kaya mo ito. Diba dati may alaga kang ahas?
BRIDE: Oo nga, pero takot talaga ako sa UOD!!
hahaha, panalo toh! natawa ako dito
CALL GIRL
misis1: lolokohin ko ang mister ko kunwari isa akong call girl
misis2: o sige game ako jan!
nakita ni misis1 c mister
misis1: helllo boy pwede ka ba ngaun?
mister: ayoko nga sayo kamukha mo misis ko.
lol..lol..lol
naglalakad papunta sa patimpalak ng palakihan ng male sex organ ang isang binata
d nya makita kung saan gaganapin may nakasalubong syang mama may dalang
kariton na natatabunan ng kumot... naisipan nyang magtanong
BINATA...e bossing san
po ba gaganapin yung patimpalak ng palakihan ng ARI d2?
MAMANG MAY KARITON...bakit iho sasali ka ba?
BINATA..opo sana eh
MAMANG MAY KARITON..patingin nga ng ARI mo?
BINATA..nagbukas ng zipper gumulantang ang kasing laki ng bote ng COKE litrong pagaari ng binata
MAMANG MAY BITBIT NA KARITON..tsk..tsk..tsk iho wag ka ng tumuloy sabay tanggal sa kumot
na nakatabon sa kariton tumambad sa binata ang ari ng mama nakalagay na sa kariton sa sobrang laki..
ako nga sobrang laki na ng ari ko natalo pa eh bubwit lang yang sayo dun..lol
lol...lol...lol...
AANHIN KO ANG DAMO?

BAKIT KABAYO BA AKO?
A first-grade teacher, Ms Sungit (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students
Ms Sungit : "Totoy what is your problem?"
Totoy : "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"and
Ms Sungit had enough. She took Totoy to the Principal's office.

Principal to Ms Sungit: I will give Totoy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. Totoy agreed.

Principal: "What is 3x3?"
Totoy: "9"
Principal: "What is 6x6?"
Totoy: "36"
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Sungit and tells
her, "I think Totoy can go to the third-grade."

Ms Sungit says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and Totoy both agree.

Ms Sungit : "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Totoy : (After a moment): "Legs"!

Ms Sungit: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Totoy : "Pockets"!

Ms Sungit: "What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"

Totoy : Coconut

Ms Sungit: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Totoy was taking charge.

Totoy : Bubblegum

Ms Sungit : "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Totoy : Shake hands

Ms Sungit : "Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?"

Totoy : "Yep"

Ms Sungit: "You stick! Your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.. I get wet before you do."

Totoy : "Tent"

Ms Sungit : "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.The best man always has me first."

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large TANDUAY

Totoy : "Wedding Ring"

Ms Sungit : "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good."

Totoy : "Nose"

Ms Sungit : "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver."

Totoy : "Arrow"

Ms Sungit : "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?"

Totoy : "Firetruck"

Ms Sungit : "What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use your hand"

Totoy: "Fork"

Ms Sungit : "What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after! They're married?"

Totoy: "SURNAME"

Ms Sungit: "What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?"

Totoy: "HEART"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,"Send this Boy to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
mga kabayan here's my contri to this section.....manny pacquiao jokes...here goes:

CHAVIT: MANNY, paki acknowledge naman c 1st Gentleman,late dumating,ayun kadadaan lang tabi ng ringside.
PACMAN: i wud like to acknowledge da ARRIVAL OF DA LATE 1st GENTLEMAN WHO JUST PASSED AWAY.

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Jinky: Manny, kung magkakaanak ulet tayo anong magandang name?
Manny: Hmm. Eh di combine na lang name natin MANKY ....har-har.

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Pacquiao: honey, buksan mo na yung sweets...
Jinky : lambing mo talaga. mwah !! nasan ang sweets honey?
Pacquiao: yung sweets ng ilaw. di ako makakita ang dilim!!

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Si Manny Pacquiao tumakbo sa pagka-Congressman sa GenSan...
Reporter: Manny, anong masasabi mo sa peace and order sa inyong lugar.....GenSan?
Manny: ah, yun ba? uhmm...eh... .ang masasabi ku lang diyan ay...
Reporter: ano..?
Manny: ahh, kwan,...maraming Fish sa GenSan pero wala masyado umo-Order..

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Freddie and Manny heart to heart talk

Manny: Pare, bat naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan?
Freddie: Meron... Manhid ka lang!

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Noodle!! Noodle!! Noodle!!

- Manny Pacquiao sa Deal or No Deal.. =)

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-Sa Las Vegas-

Waiter: May i take ur order, madam?
Aling Dionisia: Soup
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!

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'you iS!'

'you is!'

'you is!'

-sigaw ni Aling Dionisia pgdating sa Amerika. Andito na aq sa 'you is!'

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Aling Dionisia: Gusto ko naman pag nagka-anak kayo uli ni Jinky, di lang pangalan nyo pagsasamahin. Dapat kasali din pangalan ko.
Manny: oo naman nay, kasu midyu mahirap yun.
Dionisia: Hndi ah, may naesep na nga ako eh..
Manny: Talaga nay? Anu?
Dionisia: DIOMANJI (dionisia-manny- jinky)
massage parlor sa pinas;

girl: sir anu pu gustu nyo sop o modirit?
man: teka ano ba pinagkaiba ng soft sa moderate?
girl: si sir naman, ano gusto nyo sir sopsopin ko pa o gusto modiritso na?
lol!lol!lol!
Natawa ako sa mga joke nyo mga kaberks !!!!..... pero, wala yan sa lolo ko !

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