Share 'Why the Hell Can I Speak English?'

I bought myself some pink and purplish carnations last night. While I was talking to the saleslady, a lady customer came up to me and asked, "Where are you from?" Used to this kind of people just popping out from nowhere asking you which planet you came from, I smiled and said, "Philippines." "Waah, Philippines! Why you speak English? I know Philippines people no speak English. No very good. Bu…