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Gareth
- 26, Male
- Cardiff
- United Kingdom
- 南山
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Last View: 8:30PM, 2 Sep 10
Last On: 11:16PM, 30 Aug 10
- Blog Posts (6)
- Discussions (2047)
- Events (2)
- Groups (43)
- Photos (20)
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Gareth's Groups
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Chinese Tutors
35 members
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SHENZHEN A.A>
52 members
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Baishizhou 白石州
34 members
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We're not sluts!
49 members
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Slut'n'Proud!
25 members
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We Love Mr Bean!
38 members
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Shenzhen Coworking
10 members
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Dear Mickey...
31 members
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Ladies Gaelic Football T…
34 members
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La Clique
76 members
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Butterfly
148 members
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Shenzhen Musicians
150 members
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IPhone, 2G, 3G, 3GS
11 members
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Apple addict!!
174 members
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The English in Shenzhen
34 members
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Welsh in Shenzhen 威尔士人在深圳
9 members
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CreativeSZ!
93 members
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Shenzhen Artists & Desig…
331 members
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Shenzhen Young Professio…
518 members
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idutang art space
105 members
Gareth's Discussions
“I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things”
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Latest Activity
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Profile Information
- Relationship Status:
- Single
- Hometown/Country:
- 威尔士, 卡迪夫
- Where are you now?
- 深圳
- District (in Shenzhen):
- 南山
- Job:
- 农民
- I'm looking for...
- Friends, Networking, Business Partners, Language Exchange
- About Me:
- Likes stuff white people like such as The World Cup, picking my own fruit, camping, rugby, grammar, free healthcare, 'being creative', sushi, dogs, Apple products, foreign languages, queueing, Japan, living by the water, wine, travelling, tea, Asian girls, politics, indie music, film & music festivals, organic food, irony, bicycles, having gay friends, hummus, political prisoners and Banksy.
Dislikes stuff white people dislike such as impoliteness, not having a shower in the morning, 暴发户, spitting, bribery, brands, fascism, overt patriotism, military cock waving, fast food, Crocs, foreign sports, impatience, pushing in queues, showing off, steps on mountains, plastic bags and Great Wall Wine.
Alternatively described by Ade Leighton; gentleman, scholar and rogue:
Gareth is from a small country called Wales where the main exports are sheep, coal and homosexuals.
In Wales it rains almost everyday, forcing people to live underground in communities called 'pits.'
Despite this environment Gareth has striven to learn languages with which he can communicate, rather than the traditional clicking and whistling of native Welsh 'tribesmen.'
He is on the way to mastering English and can also speak many dirty words in Chinese and Cantonese, therefore your parents will be happy that you have found a more 'cosmopolitan' Western boyfriend.
Interestingly, he is also one of the first ever Welsh people to travel by air, since the English opened the gates to their pits in 1995.
He is an attractive pale hue due to years underground. This will be certain to impress your friends and family, as milk-bottle white is rather sought after here.
He also has a slightly larger than average penis, which he calls 'Nimrod.'
Gareth can usually be found eating leeks and drinking Gin and Tonic in and around the bar area in Futian - please be aware that feeding the Welsh is often dangerous when they are released from their caves.
Gareth's Photos
Comment Wall (430 comments)
- At 9:43pm on August 30, 2010,
Alex said…
- Hello chap,
Long time no see, how's it going?
- At 9:59am on August 30, 2010,
My name is Bob said… - Hello Professor, I have a new idea for a website. But I need to consult you first. Let me know when you'd be free to talk.
- At 12:38am on August 21, 2010,
Mike Hsu said… - Yup, back to Seattle. I have future plans on working in China around December. I can only imagine the awesome process for a work license. A pretty chinese nurse giving me a full medical checkup, then handling my passport to a properly dress police broad... Ahh the fantasies that await for me~
- At 12:30am on August 21, 2010,
Mike Hsu said…
- Got back from Chenzhou, Hunan, driest place I have ever been to. My leather converses lost color after a week from being there. No plans on a friday, pretty strange isnt it?
I have less than three weeks in this crazy place till i am back in my hometown, how about you?
- At 12:25am on August 21, 2010,
Mike Hsu said…
- Hah, found you!
stalker out
- At 5:54pm on August 9, 2010,
shininstar aka perfect storm said… - Hey hun hope you're feelin okay today...good to see you last night
- At 2:51am on August 7, 2010,
niCole said… - Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed-->interesting hahaha
- At 4:17pm on August 5, 2010,
Fantasia said… - 呜呜呜呜， I already sent the email with your word "bred"
- At 12:06pm on August 5, 2010,
jason said… - not just u.dude
i dont listen to radiohead for a long time until 1 week ago i watched their videos again .
it's one of my favorite band too.so i just wonder who is the "silly boy"
Gareth's Blog
全国口交大赛！
哇！全国口交大赛，北京的比赛一定比深圳的有意思。我很想知道谁给中国最好的口交~ 那位法官是非常非常运气啊~
Posted on July 16, 2010 at 1:30pm — 69 Comments
The joys of working in creative industries...
http://www.27bslash6.com/p2p2.html
Posted on May 31, 2010 at 1:50pm — 7 Comments
语法
I don't care if you are a rock star treacle, sort your grammar out.
Posted on January 19, 2010 at 7:59pm — 3 Comments
EPIC 丢脸
（是我的朋友，不是我）
哈哈哈！
Posted on December 29, 2009 at 5:30pm — 9 Comments
深圳，我想你啦！
It seems that despite all your criticisms about your lack of substance and culture, you mean something quite profound to me; you are where I call home.
Posted on November 22, 2009 at 3:30pm — 10 Comments
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