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Relationship Status:
Single
Hometown/Country:
Sichuan ( & very proud of that )
Where are you now?
Futian,Shenzhen
Job:
Lone Free Ranger
I'm looking for...
Friends, Networking, Business Partners
About Me:
Alive &kicking

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Top 4 April Fools

Posted on December 2, 2008 at 11:14am 0 Comments

Top 4 April fools



No 1.Less Gravity



British astronmer Patrick Moore annnounced on BBC Radio 2 that at exactly 9:47 a.m the planet Pluto would pass behind the planet Jupiter,resulting in a strong pull against the Earth's own grativity and making people lighter for the moment.He told listeners that they could experience this jumping in the air at 9:47.If they did so,he said,They would experience floating.

When 9:47 a.m arrived,BBC2 began to receive hundreds of calls… Continue

世界就是一个班(暴笑)

Posted on November 22, 2007 at 9:41am 1 Comment



世界就是一个班



1、美国 班长,学习成绩好,家里有钱,人高马大。班里没几个人敢惹他。 和副班长关系不好。

2、俄罗斯 副班长,学习成绩好,全班最高大,上学期光和班长顶着干。后来家里出事:分家!现在做事很消极,但在班级里有一定的影响力。

3、中国 团支书。幼儿园学习成绩很好。小学时由于体质差常被欺负。

4、英国 学习委员,学习成绩好。家里也很富。班长的跟屁虫,做事没主见,啥都听班长的。前些天和班长把伊拉克打了一顿。

5、瑞士 美术课代表,班花。学习成绩好,清高。

6、奥地利 音乐课代表。

7、阿富汗 职务无。成绩差。身材矮小。上学期被副班长打,班长帮忙付医药费。前几天把班长家的最高的两个家具砸了,被班长揍个半死,现在失忆中。

8、伊拉克…
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月亮之上-----薪水版

Posted on November 21, 2007 at 10:48am 1 Comment


我在遥望,市场之上
有多少东西在自由的上涨
昨天已忘,掏干了钱囊
我要和你重逢在借钱的路上
手头越来越紧,只能回想
有钱的日子,像在天堂
呕也. ..呕也 ..
谁在呼喊,"工资快涨。"
昂贵的猪肉像白云在飘荡。
东边借钱,西边还帐。
一碟碟的钞票,就送进了银行。
在工资没涨的苍桑中,
致富的路在何方?
在紧紧裤带,来碗面汤!!

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At 2:47pm on February 19, 2012, Joseph said…

Hi! How are you?! Hope you are doing well!!! I'm still back in Canada. I think I'll be here for a while, but who knows. What's new with you?

At 12:32pm on June 17, 2011, Angie said…
Hey, thanks for the invitation,but i'm unavailable that day.
At 9:01pm on June 14, 2011, Ken said…
Hey, thanks for the invitation, I am not sure about the hiking so far, as I will join the beach party on Sunday, will let you know when I make the decision.
At 9:19pm on June 10, 2011, Angie said…
Hey!!! How are you!!!! I will there!!! will call u!!!!!! kiss!!!!!HUGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!
At 4:12pm on June 10, 2011, Ken said…

hey, long time. I am fine. thanks for asking.  going to hiking this sunday, you can check the info by following link. tell me if you are going to join:

 

http://www.sz1783.com/viewthread.php?tid=35743&extra=page%3D1

At 9:28pm on May 6, 2011, Angie said…
haha~~哈喽~
At 9:33pm on March 28, 2011, Guy said…
Thanks for adding me :) I had a great time with you guys as well last saturday, I def. let you guys when in SZ.
At 12:49pm on February 16, 2011, Carl M said…
You're welcome - did you do anything exciting ..?
At 4:36pm on October 28, 2010,
My Weixin is on my page
M.J Fung
said…
hehehe.two good jokes so fun.

hi lady,
nice to meet you here.
my msn:mejown@126.com

M.J
At 3:54pm on July 18, 2010, Ian Fox said…
I feel bad for that cat, haha.. so here is my address if you would like to talk more icchung2@gmail.com..
PS Jack Johnson is great.
 
 
 

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