Butter Butter Butterfly
with your wings so fluttery
you were once a little caterpillar
but now your not
you are a Beautiful Butterfly
Flutter Flutter Flutter
Flutter Flutter Flutter
|Employers cut jobs in 31 U.S. states as growth slows|
EMPLOYERS in 31 U.S. states cut jobs last month as weak economic growth weighed on hiring and a slowdown in oil and gas drilling caused big job losses in some states.
The U.S. Labor Department said Tuesday that unemployment rates rose or were unchanged in 27…
Mrs. Biddle was walking down the street one day carrying a small box with holes punched in the top.
“What’s in that box?” Mrs. Riddle asked.
“A cat,” Mrs. Biddle answered.
“I’ve been dreaming about mice at night, and I’m scared of mice. The cat is to catch them.”
“But the mice you dream about are imaginary,” said Mrs. Riddle.
Mrs. Biddle turned to her friend and whispered, “So is the cat.”
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At World's End,one thing surprised me was that, even though it says Purple Faced Leaf Monkey, I didn't see any big animals while walking through the whole circle. Yet I did hear great sound in a deep forest, though I dared not to figure out. Thus the views were truly amazing!…
Added by Heather Cai on April 26, 2015 at 1:41am — No Comments
|Metro security checks raise ire
SECURITY checkpoints on the Shenzhen Metro are being criticized by netizens. Exacerbating the already crowded public transportation are bottlenecks where passengers are forced to run…
At World's End, you can either walk through the grassland or the forest in a circle for about ten kilometers. We chose the forest, because many did the other way around. Inside the forest, we could feel the change immediately. The air was cooler and more humid. The trees provided the shade and also trapped the moisture. The light shone on the leaves and some spread on the road through the gaps.…
Added by Heather Cai on April 24, 2015 at 6:08pm — No Comments
its kinda hard to think that I have been on this planet for 48 years.its a wonder that I have made it this far.
middle 30s to early 40s I was living a Keith Richards life Style.
Now I have a good wife,a wonderful little boy who will be 2 years old in June.I am still alive and Kicking and healthy.
and The Rolling Stones and AC/DC are still best bands in the world.…Continue
In November 2014, China’s Ministry of Human Resources and Social Security (“MHRSS”), Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Ministry of Public Security, and Ministry of Culture jointly published the Circular on the Issuance of Interim Processing Procedures Regarding Foreigners Who Enter China to Complete Short-Term Tasks (人力资源社会保障部 外交部 公安部 文化部关于印发《外国人入境完成短期工作任务的相关办理程序（试行）》的通知), effective January 1, 2015. In this post, I highlight a few key aspects of those Processing Procedures. …Continue
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|Fast and Furious 7
Starring: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jason Statham, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster Director: James Wan
SCREECHING incomprehensibly from one stunt-filled set piece to the next,…
Mary decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing.
For weeks she read and studied, hoping to become an expert in the field. Finally she decided she knew enough and out she went for her first ice fishing trip. She carefully gathered up and packed all the tools and equipment needed for the excursion. Each piece of equipment had its own special place in her kit. When she got to the…Continue
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CHINESE consumers spent more than US$1.5 billion in cross-border shopping online in 2014, latest data showed. The payment value for overseas products rose steadily month on month last year, with November and December (the traditional discount season in Western countries) each seeing over US$200 million spent online for overseas products, according to figures released by the State Administration of Foreign Exchange (SAFE) late Tuesday. As the end of last year, 22 third-party payment services…Continue
The Sigiriya Gardens are amongst the oldest surviving historic gardens in Asia.
A man had a party where all the rich people attended.
And he had a pool with alligators. So he announced that anyone who could swim across the pool and come out alive would be granted three wishes. But no one wanted to go for the challenge. All of a sudden, there was a big splash and a man was swimming like hell and came out alive.
So the host asked, “What are your three wishes?”
The man replied, “Give me a shotgun and bullets and…Continue
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The Pope does
A man, who smelled like a distillery, flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes, the disheveled man turned to the priest and said, “Say, Father, what causes arthritis?”
“Mister, it’s caused by loose living, being with…Continue
Enough with it
A young woman and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.
The woman jumps up out of bed and says, “I’ve had enough of this.”
She goes downstairs.
She finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, “The dog is still barking. What have you been doing?”
The wife says, “I put the dog in our backyard. Let’s see how THEY like it!…Continue
Added by Vivian H. Velez on April 17, 2015 at 9:13am — No Comments
A joke for laughing, hahaha. Have a nice Friday.
Mom ate him
A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother.
He repeated that to his teacher every day, when he came to school, “I’m getting a brother.”
One day his mom alllowed him to feel the baby’s kicks in her belly.
The next day he came to school and didn’t say anything to his teacher. So the teacher asked him what happend to his brother.
He replyed, “I think…
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