One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, “How much is the yellow one?”
The assistant says, “US$2,000.” The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it’s so expensive.
The assistant explains, “This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.”
“What about the green one?” the man asks.
Added by Vivian H. Velez on June 27, 2015 at 9:53am — No Comments
On the day when the lotus bloomed, alas, my mind was straying, and I knew it not. My basket was empty and the flower remained unheeded.
Only now and again a sadness fell upon me, and I started up from my dream and felt a sweet trace of a strange fragrance in the south wind.
That vague sweetness made my heart ache with longing and it seemed to me that is was the eager breath of the summer…Continue
Added by Heather Cai on June 22, 2015 at 11:58am — No Comments
The Dragon Boat Festival, the 5th day of the 5th lunar month, has had a history of more than 2,000 years. It is usually in June in the Gregorian calendar.
There are many legends about the evolution of the festival, the most popular of which is in commemoration of Qu Yuan (340-278 BC). Qu Yuan was minister of the State of Chu and one of China's earliest poets. In face of great pressure from the powerful Qin State, he advocated enriching the…Continue
Added by Vivian H. Velez on June 20, 2015 at 9:22pm — No Comments
A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.
A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful,” it was “cute.”
She asked, “What happened to ‘beautiful?’”
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Not the best graphic image to express what I really want to say, but I just don't have the energy to find something that will...
To what extent are we all faking it...something...anything...?…Continue
Published on 2015-06-04 - Sky Gidge - Shenzhen Daily - szdaily.com
DANIEL DE LA HUERTA was playing a guitar and singing in the lounge of an English training center, where he taught last year, when an adult student approached him and said she was a partner at a popular OCT jazz bar — Penny Black.…Continue
Added by Robert Harrington on June 10, 2015 at 2:00pm — No Comments
I just got won after 6 years passed that I have done started golf.
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June 1st, the children's day. Although the festival is not for adults (Us), I hope that we can live as happy kids. Never lose the child-like wonder. Happy Children's day.
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