Once upon a time, in a land far far away (New Zealand), I felt at home and I was understood...
When I spoke people could understand me. We spoke the same language. We were familiar with the same slang and lingo. We laughed at the same jokes.
Here it seems I am living in a constant state of communication break down! No no, I don't mean the language barriers between Chinese and English, but English and English. Apparently accents are like another language all… Continue
Added by Amy on July 31, 2009 at 4:01pm —
Last night, I went to watch the Contemporary Dance Show with my good friends, I never watched that before and absolutely have no idea what’s that, just out of curiosity ,go and check out. The funny thing is even I don’t understand at all what’s was that talking about, but I was totally attracted. Have some feeling wanna share:
During the show, there are some couple dancings, 1 man and 1 lady danced together. But their movements were so in tune with each other’s body, they knew every… Continue
Added by Sandra Fan on July 30, 2009 at 5:48pm —
Have u try that feeling before: Everything in your life was totally mess up, your business, your relationship, your family, you lost yourself, u really don’t know what’s your direction of your life?
U might pretty desperate, no one can talk, even u talked to your friends, and u know that no matter how hard they tried, they still can not exactly understand what’s the terrible feeling….
I really feel that way recently, my life really in deep shit(from my side to look at it).So I… Continue
Added by Sandra Fan on July 30, 2009 at 5:18pm —
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann, "Your obsession is with money. Again it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turns to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too manifests… Continue
Added by bruce.zeng on July 30, 2009 at 5:11pm —
The first thing Fred says as he sees the doctor is
"Please don't laugh".
Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a
professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Fred said, and proceeded to drop his
trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been the size of a peanut.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started
giggling, then fell laughing to the… Continue
Added by bruce.zeng on July 30, 2009 at 4:56pm —
one engaged, one a mistress, and one married, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men….that night all three will wear a leather bodice S & M style, stiletto's and a mask over their eyes . After a few days they meet again….. The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me with the leather bodice, 12 cms stilettos and mask. He saw me he said: 'you are the woman of my life, I love you'...then we made love all night long The… Continue
Added by bruce.zeng on July 30, 2009 at 4:54pm —
Once there was a married couple who promised each other that who ever died first would come back to tell the other what heaven was like. It happened to be that the husband died first. And sure enough, one evening the wife heard the voice of her husband, and she asked him, so what was it like.
He began to describe, “Well, first I get up in the morning and have an organic salad, then I have sex, then I eat again, then in the afternoon I have more sex. Then I have another meal of natural… Continue
Added by bruce.zeng on July 30, 2009 at 4:51pm —
In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other for many years.
Early one morning, an angel appeared before the statues and said, "Since the two of you have been exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people, I am giving you your greatest wish. I hereby give you the gift of life. You have 30 minutes to do whatever you desire."
And so the statues came to life.
They smiled at each other, ran toward… Continue
Added by bruce.zeng on July 30, 2009 at 4:48pm —
While in China , a man is very promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The Doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor Says: 'I've got bad news… Continue
Added by bruce.zeng on July 30, 2009 at 4:40pm —
ie. my qzone...
Added by Joan Xiao on July 30, 2009 at 1:42pm —
Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?
If flying is so safe,
why do they… Continue
Added by Iyke O. on July 30, 2009 at 1:23pm —
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America ....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our… Continue
Added by Iyke O. on July 30, 2009 at 1:19pm —
I knew here from my one friend,I feel here not bad,i like here.want to enjoy more at here! This is my first blog,i am very happy! Hope meet more good friends!
Added by Liya Lau on July 30, 2009 at 12:06pm —
The rains in summer often make me feel lonely and homesick. Of course, i still remember the wonderful hours spent with my dear friends .
In this morning, i went out for jogging with my roomate. Wearing my mp3 which have my favourite songs inside.
This is the first time i feel free in this two weeks. Summer is a suitable season to go out and have fun. While the rain in summer give us a tranquility to… Continue
Added by Helen Fu on July 30, 2009 at 11:57am —
1.If a woman wants you, nothing can keep her away. If she doesn't want you, nothing will stop her from taking your money..
2. Stop making excuses for a woman's behavior.
3. If you have ANY doubt in your mind about a woman's character, leave her alone.
4. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from money-ache
5. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be you will have pocket hit
6. Don't force an attraction that is not there let your… Continue
Added by Iyke O. on July 30, 2009 at 10:48am —
YOU DO NOT NEED TO TELL ME
FRIENDS ARE FOREVER
MY BEST FRIEND AND I ARE NO LONGER TOGETHER
IVE ALREADY LEARNT
IVE ALREADY SEEN
NOT ALL FRIENDSHIPS LAST
THEY ALL AINT WHAT THEY SEEM.
IT WONT TAKE AN ARGUMENT
A DISAGREEMENT, A FIGHT
AT SOME POINT YOU WILL LIVE YOUR OWN SEPERATE LIFE
WHEN NEW FRIENDS ARE MADE, DO NOT FORGET THE OLD....
BECAUSE ONE IS SILVER, THE OTHER IS GOLD.......…
Added by Iyke O. on July 30, 2009 at 10:00am —
met an old friend tonight. made me stay awake til 3:30am. havent seen him for ages as he said. made me realised that i have actually missed him. start thinking that time is a cruel killer. i missed my sweet memories on the way to the future. and i'm even not aware of what the future is like.
logged on my QQ zone, checked my old diaries written down ages ago, lovely old times are rushing back. close friends are now everywhere around the country. hard to get together even to talk as we… Continue
Added by sallen on July 30, 2009 at 4:00am —
i get to known a Indian friend on website, when we chat on line, he call me bro again and again, i think Indian just like Chinese, very warmhearted, it is also a Chinese sustom to call a man as bro or brother, but i am still not comfortable, because i watch Catonese films, and i know that they call /bra:/ as the underwear of breast. so, everytime my friend call me bro, the underware will show up in my mind.
Added by Scott Wan on July 29, 2009 at 5:00pm —
Don’t wait for a smile to be nice.
Don’t wait to be loved, to love.
Don’t wait to be lonely, to recognize the value of a friend.
Don’t wait for the best job, to begin to work.
Don’t wait to have a lot, to share a bit.
Don’t wait for the fall, to remember the advice.
Don’t wait for pain, to believe in prayer.
Don’t wait to have time, to be able to… Continue
Added by Sev7n on July 28, 2009 at 10:46pm —
Sometimes living in China frustrates me. Please excuse me while I vent my frustration on here instead of taking it out the people closest to me.
I hate being confronted by a sea of Chinese baby bottoms in the morning, afternoon and night. I don't really know the reason for the Chinese baby pants to be honest. Easier and more efficient to go toilet maybe but it would be so messy and also an unpleasant sight! SZ is like the unknown haven for kiddy fiddlers.
I don't… Continue
Added by Amy on July 28, 2009 at 3:36pm —