Preamble: Welcome to the most glamorous night on the cock punching calendar. Who'd have thunk it? Lil' ol' me, KevTheCockPuncher, on the red carpet with Nicole Kidman, who tonight is wearing a giraffe's-dick-dress, designed by Linda McCartney's daughter.
You are all invited to Elton John's after show party. I'll even let you punch Elton in the cock, and in the same spirit of generosity, let the bouncers punch you in the cock repeatedly while waiting for the…Continue
Added by Kev on November 30, 2011 at 9:24pm — No Comments
Added by A on November 30, 2011 at 2:50pm — No Comments
A friend told me, it needs five communication between a man and a woman to make them the best lovers.
I personally think most of the relationships only involve some of them. Maybe 2 or 3. Even in a marriage.
Every morning, my alarm rings at 6am. Sometime, I make it 5:40am to leave myself 20mins lazy time in bed.
Last night, maybe I was still too excited from posting the two very stupid topics, I forgot to set up the alarm.
This morning, I was waiting for the alarm in my dream.
When I finally opened my eyes, it was so bright in the room and scared me up immediately, it was already 7:03am! We must leave home in 25 mins, otherwise, she is late for school.
Added by Praveen kumar on November 29, 2011 at 12:09am — No Comments
You will need one ping pong ball and 12 glasses of beer. Arrange six glasses of…Continue
Added by La Vie on November 28, 2011 at 10:40am — No Comments
BS! 骰子/筛子 (Tóu zi/ Shǎizi)
Also known as Liar's Dice, Pirate's Dice (because it was in that movie with Johnny Depp), Bluffer's Dice and a plethora of other names. I like this game because it's slow and simple.
How to play:
Added by La Vie on November 28, 2011 at 9:52am — No Comments
I love French and France. My bf is a good French boy:-)
I love the food, the gardens, the decoration at home, the style, the croissant, the bagette and the wine. All are good and great in my eyes. But I did not enjoy the crimes in Marseille same like in Milan or any other big city. The French language is the sweetest language for me. I spent 7 weeks both in summer and winter travelling all over France in 2005 and it was one of my best memories in life.
I had bad…Continue
Added by David - 戴維在中國 on November 27, 2011 at 12:48pm — No Comments
Most of these strange but true stories come from newspapers.
In 1572, a pig which had killed a child was dressed in human clothes and put on trial. It was found guilty of the crime and was sentenced to death.…
Added by David - 戴維在中國 on November 27, 2011 at 12:30pm — No Comments
So - our girls are the top in Europe, but I'll bet we're way behind the US.
UK women top of obesity league, and men are second – EU survey
Figures also reveal that more young people are obese in Britain than any other country in Europe
Alcohol destroys brain cells.
The moderate consumption of alcohol does not destroy brain cells. In fact it is often associated with improved cognitive (mental) functioning.
White wine is a good choice for a person who wants a light drink with less alcohol.
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police…Continue
Added by La Vie on November 25, 2011 at 2:00pm — No Comments
A second positive piece in a week? I'm not sure I'll cope but given the rather ridiculous thread bitching about the clothes that Chinese girls wear on the Forum, I'll give it a shot.
Chinese ladies, here's a heartfelt plea - please continue to dress as you damn well please. One of the real joys of China is looking at the women here in clothes that are individual and interesting on every last one of you.
Back home women have become interchangeable, they dress…Continue
It’s Christmas time and the season when people purchase useless gifts to give to people who have everything. I found these items advertised on regular TV stations, not home shopping channels. I stumbled over these items watching about 2 hours of TV.
Grill Gloves. You can wear these gloves to turn food on a grill by hand. I have never considered tongs all that inconvenient or difficult to use.
Chef Basket. This handy device allows you to drain…Continue
I posted this blog on SZS on Thanksgiving in 2008, 2009, 2010 and now 2011.
It is not about the pilgrims, the founding of America, sharing between
Indians and Europeans or any other silly thing we learned in school, it
is about appreciating your life.
I am thankful for:
being alive, heck it all starts with that
that I have 2 legs, 2 arms and all my other body parts
that I can see
that, as remarkable as it…
Come on Yuriy - surely you know by now that posting a blog and deleting all comments is such a bore.