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Just can't stop laughing, funny one liners

Do not follow, for I may not lead. Do not lead, for I may not follow. Just go over there somewhere, please?



Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.




Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own…
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Added by Abhi on August 3, 2010 at 4:00pm — 7 Comments

Modern girls. Beautiful - means hore? Guess not.

I saw that guy on a forum about sex in Shenzhen, he was like above 50 and he was saying that using a prostitute is the best way to delight yourself, and it's more "cheap", that to have actually a girlfriend. I at one didn't like. Maybe i'm wrong, or maybe a was taught in a different way. Yes, I like sex, but I don't like to fuck someone, who that day already had three different guys. I don't like the idea, that some ill guy pushed his dirty penis into her vagina, and then I do the same thing.… Continue

Added by Youli 尤里 on March 15, 2010 at 5:00am — 19 Comments

The state of a chinese woman

Despite life's everyday challenges I consider myself lucky to be alive; I have been educated, have traveled to far and away places, have worked the jobs that I have wanted, have had some material things that some can only dream of, have had very good health throughout my short life, have met lots of interesting people, etc; I have definitely had a good life, today though I want to share an interesting experience living in China and it has to do with people, especifically chinese… Continue

Added by wally on November 10, 2009 at 10:59am — 7 Comments

Weird Dream

Someone was trying to lick my back when I turned over...I was wondering why...? Suddenly I saw there's a small breast comes out under my back shoulder,and then 2,3,4,5,6,7,.....GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 19, 2009 at 12:35am — 2 Comments

Smart men don't ask too much

H1: You care about someone when you ask too much questions

H2: You just want to get the result of the riddles that you don't know because you're not smart

H3: You want to know "how stuff works" so that you can manage it well after question

H4: There's nothing of nothing, it's just useless if you don't want to use it or it can't be used at that moment,if it doesnt meet your request in time.

H5: Nothing does exist but ..........

H6:Once you found yourself is living like a… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 12, 2009 at 9:31pm — 1 Comment

Mini crib under the ground

S1: It was a mini crib under the ground. the roof was made of paper, I was trying to hide myself... I didn't notice that one man jumped down and kissed me. He kissed my feet. I told him that how could he do it to me, go, and fuck off. He didn't speak. Another man came over: What happened here? Nothing.

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 12, 2009 at 9:17pm — No Comments

I miss my dog,I miss.....

I miss my dog while she's chilling with me in my room.

I miss my sister while she's sleeping with me in my bed.

I miss my........yes it's real.

I miss a lot of things today....yes they're real.





My friends now has got their own life, everyone has his own life if you're not a good couple.



Oh,they do what they have to do

They get up and go to work as uasual

They drive their car or take a taxi to a wrong place that they don't want to go

They… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 11, 2009 at 8:06pm — No Comments

Broadcasting in the radio

S1: Laura and her friend...found a beautiful white wedding dress for me in the shop....they are afraid it would be very charming when i wear it. A stranger wanted to buy it and send to me. They were frightened.

S2...............................
..........I was going down there...and they saw me.. and I heard the radio announcers were talking about me in the radio..
oh youtube...again..
1st time... famou

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 11, 2009 at 7:21pm — No Comments

Chasing,fighting

S1:I told my dad that we should stay in the old house since the new house seems evil,my dad said it's ok.its quite bright though

S2:I was in the one classroom, I had to went to another room later because there was a new teacher's coming. .......it has been a while... I was riding my white bicycle. And I was asking the security where I can put my bicycle.They said it's a private place, normal person is not allowed to put anything there. I went inside there and trying to get my bicycle… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 11, 2009 at 5:50pm — No Comments

Make sure your future boyfriend or husband treat you much better than most of your male friends

That was dorm time. We've talked almost half night. Pen's married.She's got a good husband because she's got a good attitude for marriage.Her husband gives her one hour "Good Night" call every night when she was living with us. She said they've good communication and connection! he tells her everythings he's done and things he's going to do except when he gives her "surprising gifts".



"You have to think you want a good friend who can accompany you and share everything with you till… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 9, 2009 at 8:30pm — 1 Comment

Eggs

I bought 4 eggs yesterday, there are 2 eggs are bad today.

They both smelled really awful.They are useless! I broke them and threw them to the garbage box..and then the big garbage box(yeah,get out of my door).



I was an good egg, I was healthy and useful.

Mom said I was born to feed human.How can I protect it healthy forever?

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I need to put the evils and criticism into quarantine like they're virus

there are bad animals want to pollute me

they… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 8, 2009 at 10:19pm — No Comments

A quick shift

Dreams are a series of images, ideas, emotions, and sensations occurring involuntarily in the mind during certain stages of sleep..... whatever



If the most dreams last only 5 to 20 minutes, then...what's the speed of my brain cells in my dreams and what's my walking speed, if it takes one hour to describe one of the dreams when i wake up?



And I tried to use the imagionation to work with the mind together in real life, it took more than 20 mins for a small… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 8, 2009 at 9:50pm — 1 Comment

Success is happiness

Success is happiness?

A lot of people are talking about happiness.They pretend that they're happy,but they're not.

They are not honest to themself because they see themself as a liar when they look into the mirror.hehe:) I laugh because I can see their claws are trying to grab me from behind.Don't you know I have that magic?Don't you know I can see that other's can't see? Don't be afraid, I love your claws if you could place them in the place that I love. Which place? I'll leave you… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 7, 2009 at 7:20am — 3 Comments

Congratulations! I happen to be totally in love with myself :)

Oh,baby,I'm sorry, you can talk what you want,but I've got the truth and you've got to listen.

I'm receiving and burnning more sweat and it tastes more salty.

My skin is burnning burn more calories

I'm sinking in the deeper,thicker and softer water

Those happy spray is singing and rising up from the bottom of my deep ocean.

The waves is winding me wider and higher

And those softly thick sound does make me extremely stronger



Oh,baby,are you still… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 7, 2009 at 4:00am — No Comments

Kids and water

S1: I don't know who's kid she is, but I loved holding her. she's sooooooooooooooo cute...Another kid in yellow fell into the water.. she was about to sink down.. I was nevous because I couldnt swim, lucky, another little boy jumped into the water and pulled her up.

S2:Something came out on my left leg...what was that... I tried to push it away.. An old friend invited me to zhuhai.. but i didnt go.

S3: Mom was busy with something...

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 3, 2009 at 11:05am — No Comments

Ouch...Blood Rain

S1: 3 men.. were standing out of the glass door inside the building,with weapons in their hand. I was standing inside a lift or..somewhere... I was trying my hard to lean on or stick myself to the hard wall ... trying to gethering power to build transparent walls between me and then while they were trying to get in.... but I was out of energy,they came in anyway..



S2: It's like a blood rain.. there were girls who were killed by the 3 men.. one of the girl told me to pretend that im… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 3, 2009 at 1:06am — No Comments

Types of Chinese Girls - A practical Analysis

How to start? Where to start? In true sense, this topic is extremely hot, flummoxing and somewhat vague. I am expecting mixed reaction on this before I could actually begin with this..well STOP..random thoughts.....put your experience in here or I will kick your ass!...this is not for you guys but to motivate myself to complete it for the Shenzhenstuff family...I will be keeping it straight..no tough vocabularies as I not very proficient with English.. :)... here I go!



Its not long… Continue

Added by Darshan P. on July 27, 2009 at 11:53pm — 4 Comments

Why japanese culture?

In my profile i wrote i like japanese culture, and someone ask me the reason why (Candy do u know ur name is the same of a famous japanese manga? so cute!). Well of course the profile is a synthetic resume so i had no chance to explain what i like about jap culture and why. Then i take the chance to explain why several talian, eurpean and american guys of my generation have a strog admiration for that.

Since when I was 6yo i began to breath japanese stuff from TV. Very soon jap cartoons… Continue

Added by Pepe Tete on August 18, 2008 at 3:02pm — 11 Comments

Doctor! im getting half GAY... is it serious?

Someone call it asian fevar, or yellow fevar, the point is: I definitely like asian girls. Nothing new, i know but.. the problem is i dont feel anymore any kind of sexual actraction for western girls.
Western models, actresses, pornstar, nothing... western somatic characteristic dont stimulate my DNA and my hormons anymore.
What to do? is it serious? should i visit a doctor? anyone experienced something similar?

Added by Pepe Tete on August 15, 2008 at 2:24pm — 12 Comments

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