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Just can't stop laughing, funny one liners

Do not follow, for I may not lead. Do not lead, for I may not follow. Just go over there somewhere, please?

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.



Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own… Continue

Added by Abhi on August 3, 2010 at 4:00pm — 7 Comments

Weird Dream

Someone was trying to lick my back when I turned over...I was wondering why...? Suddenly I saw there's a small breast comes out under my back shoulder,and then 2,3,4,5,6,7,.....GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 19, 2009 at 12:35am — 2 Comments

Smart men don't ask too much

H1: You care about someone when you ask too much questions

H2: You just want to get the result of the riddles that you don't know because you're not smart

H3: You want to know "how stuff works" so that you can manage it well after question

H4: There's nothing of nothing, it's just useless if you don't want to use it or it can't be used at that moment,if it doesnt meet your request in time.

H5: Nothing does exist but ..........

H6:Once you found yourself is living like a… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 12, 2009 at 9:31pm — 1 Comment

Mini crib under the ground

S1: It was a mini crib under the ground. the roof was made of paper, I was trying to hide myself... I didn't notice that one man jumped down and kissed me. He kissed my feet. I told him that how could he do it to me, go, and fuck off. He didn't speak. Another man came over: What happened here? Nothing.

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 12, 2009 at 9:17pm — No Comments

I miss my dog,I miss.....

I miss my dog while she's chilling with me in my room.

I miss my sister while she's sleeping with me in my bed.

I miss my........yes it's real.

I miss a lot of things today....yes they're real.





My friends now has got their own life, everyone has his own life if you're not a good couple.



Oh,they do what they have to do

They get up and go to work as uasual

They drive their car or take a taxi to a wrong place that they don't want to go

They… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 11, 2009 at 8:06pm — No Comments

Broadcasting in the radio

S1: Laura and her friend...found a beautiful white wedding dress for me in the shop....they are afraid it would be very charming when i wear it. A stranger wanted to buy it and send to me. They were frightened.

S2...............................
..........I was going down there...and they saw me.. and I heard the radio announcers were talking about me in the radio..
oh youtube...again..
1st time... famou

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 11, 2009 at 7:21pm — No Comments

Chasing,fighting

S1:I told my dad that we should stay in the old house since the new house seems evil,my dad said it's ok.its quite bright though

S2:I was in the one classroom, I had to went to another room later because there was a new teacher's coming. .......it has been a while... I was riding my white bicycle. And I was asking the security where I can put my bicycle.They said it's a private place, normal person is not allowed to put anything there. I went inside there and trying to get my bicycle… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 11, 2009 at 5:50pm — No Comments

Make sure your future boyfriend or husband treat you much better than most of your male friends

That was dorm time. We've talked almost half night. Pen's married.She's got a good husband because she's got a good attitude for marriage.Her husband gives her one hour "Good Night" call every night when she was living with us. She said they've good communication and connection! he tells her everythings he's done and things he's going to do except when he gives her "surprising gifts".



"You have to think you want a good friend who can accompany you and share everything with you till… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 9, 2009 at 8:30pm — 1 Comment

Eggs

I bought 4 eggs yesterday, there are 2 eggs are bad today.

They both smelled really awful.They are useless! I broke them and threw them to the garbage box..and then the big garbage box(yeah,get out of my door).



I was an good egg, I was healthy and useful.

Mom said I was born to feed human.How can I protect it healthy forever?

.....



I need to put the evils and criticism into quarantine like they're virus

there are bad animals want to pollute me

they… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 8, 2009 at 10:19pm — No Comments

A quick shift

Dreams are a series of images, ideas, emotions, and sensations occurring involuntarily in the mind during certain stages of sleep..... whatever



If the most dreams last only 5 to 20 minutes, then...what's the speed of my brain cells in my dreams and what's my walking speed, if it takes one hour to describe one of the dreams when i wake up?



And I tried to use the imagionation to work with the mind together in real life, it took more than 20 mins for a small… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 8, 2009 at 9:50pm — 1 Comment

Success is happiness

Success is happiness?

A lot of people are talking about happiness.They pretend that they're happy,but they're not.

They are not honest to themself because they see themself as a liar when they look into the mirror.hehe:) I laugh because I can see their claws are trying to grab me from behind.Don't you know I have that magic?Don't you know I can see that other's can't see? Don't be afraid, I love your claws if you could place them in the place that I love. Which place? I'll leave you… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 7, 2009 at 7:20am — 3 Comments

Congratulations! I happen to be totally in love with myself :)

Oh,baby,I'm sorry, you can talk what you want,but I've got the truth and you've got to listen.

I'm receiving and burnning more sweat and it tastes more salty.

My skin is burnning burn more calories

I'm sinking in the deeper,thicker and softer water

Those happy spray is singing and rising up from the bottom of my deep ocean.

The waves is winding me wider and higher

And those softly thick sound does make me extremely stronger



Oh,baby,are you still… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 7, 2009 at 4:00am — No Comments

Funny silly mistake

One day my friend Lu came to spend a night with me because she had been living in the hotel for a long time and her bf's out of coin,and she dislike to go back to guangzhou,her aunty's home.

Lu: Are you having oral ulcer?

Me: Nope. I'm fine.(But i had a bite on the lip inside to check,in case, you know)

Lu: My mom just did a tumor operation in a hospital, women does have many problems, we have to take care of our health,we are different from men.I've been in the hospital with my… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 4, 2009 at 8:00pm — No Comments

Pacific Ocean

S1:Me and my sis had got such a big earth in our hands..it's accidented.I was turnning the earth check here and there, see..Pacific Ocean,etc..it was far at the first sight, but it became so close when i look into my eyes, I saw a shop there sells electric cookers haha...damn..the dream wasnt finish,but my home phone was ringring ..woke me up...

S2: Moutains, fantastic field which is full of lotus,lily and ,It's like a painting that I've seen before in real life thoug..I swimmed to the… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 4, 2009 at 4:25pm — 1 Comment

Train

S1: she's so sweet and special,she's smart and stupid,she's sexy and spicy,everyone loves her wherever she goes,she made all the guys mad and angry,she's a sheep,she's a tiger.



S2: I had a dream that I was fighting with....i bought a train ticket and i was waiting to get on,the conductor let the one who stands ahead me to get on,but she didn't allow me,she said that it's too late.I couldnt take that train.then I had to got off.............I was sad.And that place looks like Luohu… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 4, 2009 at 4:19pm — No Comments

One of the yotube Fights

H1: I faught with ppl on youtube today.I know I wasted my time.But it's ok as I dont get hurt.



She said: You're naked and you have poor soul.

Me: Sweetie,are you hungry of my tits pussy and ass hole, well, but I hide them very well, you can't see them though.

What's the defination of "naked", you even can't see through the 5 english letter"naked",how can you reach my soul.

You open your dirty ugly mouth shout and yell quickly as you even doesnt know who I am since you… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 4, 2009 at 4:17pm — No Comments

Pigs and snakes

S1: I dreamT a group of white n pink pigs yesterday, they are keep coming to me, countless!! and they aren't dirty,they were wearing beautiful clothes,tie, one beautfiful pig came to me , i thought she or she wanted to eat me, but she didnt.lovely..she was wearing the golden chain in the stomache,looks like skirt though.i told this dream to my sis, she said i'll become rich, lol, she said she dreamed about pigs before and she won some money the next day by playing mah-jong,but there were only… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 4, 2009 at 4:00pm — 4 Comments

Sea - Freedom

S1: the sky's blue and the water was quite clean,clear with a calm and peaceful face. mom was sending me off though, it became hk island suddenly, white stones and houses..etc...sunny day.. there's a wooden boat came closer to me,Somebody got off the stairs in the land and take me to the boat, we were on that boat with another 10 people,slipping away,don't know where it is..maybe somewhere we belong....

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 4, 2009 at 3:42pm — No Comments

Beautiful

Maybe I'm just a dreamer,Cause this man is a keeper,Got me feeling like I need him,Every day I'm getting weaker.Baby I'm just a dreamer,Cause this man is a keeper,Got me feeling like I need him,Every day I'm getting weaker...When you're lonely,Just give me a call,My love or my homie,We can share it all,Always been there for me,We witnessed it all,And we plan to be,Till eternity. WOW~~~

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 4, 2009 at 3:33pm — No Comments

Female Ghost

H1: I wanted to take a smiley face pic last night, the light in my bedroom doesnt work, my parents are in the sitting room, so didnt wanna take it there. I went out to the fire door,there's a dustbin there, one of the neighbours(it was a man) pushed the door wanted to threw garbage, "wahhhhhhhhhh....."he was frightened to death with a scream.. when he saw me there,right,he didnt know there's someone there in the middle night.So, he kept looking at me for half minute...and I was staring at him… Continue

Added by Miao ( Bao Qi / 包琦) on September 4, 2009 at 2:00pm — 2 Comments

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