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Have you ever gone to a new restaurant and had a dish you thought was fabulous? You might have told your friends about it and couldn't wait to return to have it again, only to find out it wasn’t as good as you remembered. It happens to me often. The same principle applies to butt cracks.

A few weeks ago I stopped in small café, maybe 12-15 tables. It was about 14:30 and there was only one waitress working. Apparently part of her duties were to sweep and mop the floor before the dinner crowd arrived. She was very cute, very friendly, and had a typical slim Asian body. When she bent over to sweep the floor the very top of her butt crack was exposed when her shirt was pulled up. If her butt crack was a river, she exposed a tiny creek feeding into it. There was really nothing to it. Somehow I found that highly erotic. I sat in the back of the café so I could best view her butt crack while she was sweeping and moping.

Today I passed the same café and saw she was working, so I stopped in, ordered a beer, and laid out my papers in anticipation of a great show to come. Well the show came. It was exactly as I remembered it, but in my mind this time it wasn’t at all erotic. I wonder why.

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Comment by Mars Lover on October 17, 2012 at 4:06am

haha Filthy..,

At times when we least expect it, our better half will come to the surface and win out over our erotic sides. Maybe during the first experience with this little creek entering the canyon walls that lay before you, your mind was on other things and this image not only caught you by surprise but awakened your sleeping dark side.

When you went for a second helping of the action, you had thought about it and prep'd yourself for an erotic and fascinating experience that you wanted. Well, you did the deed to yourself. You looked forward to a fantasy that had already happened and now you were going for sloppy seconds that you already knew existed. Fantasy gone by that point.

Next time dont think just do it.

Comment by Cynic The Troll on October 15, 2012 at 11:57pm

What is she like 14? Gonna have to start calling you Pedo Bear.

Comment by Filthy Lucre on October 13, 2012 at 8:34pm

@SERO. It's on Jingtian Road. I don't know its name or address because it's all in Chinese, but if it's important to you, I'll take a picture of it the next time I pass by.

Here is a pic of the waitress.

Comment by SERO on October 13, 2012 at 5:46pm

would you mind to share the address please 

Comment by Cynic The Troll on October 13, 2012 at 1:26am

This whole Chinese butt crack fashion thing is highly overrated.  

Comment by GrandPa on October 12, 2012 at 7:47pm

I need to go to lunch with you more often!  :-)

Comment by Robert on October 12, 2012 at 6:11pm

Thanks for the offer but if I want bloody stools and hearing loss, I just stick to drinking fake booze and loud music at Coco Park.

Comment by Filthy Lucre on October 12, 2012 at 5:14pm

@Robert. I have some white pills I'm wiling to sell you. They are 325 mg each, and are marked ANACIN on one side. Let .me know...

Comment by Robert on October 12, 2012 at 4:50pm

Whatever you are on, I want some and could you please bring it to dinner tonight unless someone close to you is feeding you arse-nic again:-)

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