1......TEACHER: WHy are u late?
WEBSTER: because of the SIGN.
TEACHER: WHAt sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "SCHOOL AHEAD, GO SLOW>"
2. Teacher : George, go to the map and find AMERICA..
GEORGE: HEre it is!
TEACHER: CORRECT! Now class, who discovered AMERICA?
CLASS: GEORGE! (LOL)
3. Teacher: 'CAn anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY : " Sir my MOTHER and FATHER got married on the same day, same time..
4. TEACHER : What do u call a person who keeps on talking when people are no LONGER INTERESTED..
PUPIL ::......... A TEACHER//////// ..( stupid answer,,,hehehehhe)