Grumpy Old Fart
This ill tempered old ass-wipe is a fortune teller who sets up on the sidewalk a few blocks from my house. I asked if I could take his picture. He said no, so I went on my way. The next day I asked again. Again he said no.
It got to be a game. I’d ask to take his picture every day, and every day he refused. One day he had a customer. I asked her if I could take her picture and she said yes. But the grumpy old asshole emphatically said no and even stood up and took a couple of steps toward me. I returned my camera to my pocket and continued down the sidewalk.
From that day on I decided to ignore him. If able, I’d cut a fart as I passed him, otherwise I didn’t acknowledge him in any way. Then one day he was asleep sitting up as I passed. I quickly got his picture.
I had the picture printed and laminated at a nearby shop. The next day I handed it to him as I passed. He took it, looked at it, scowled, and tossed it into the bushes behind him. A few hours later when I passed by again he was gone, as was the picture. Of course anything could have happened to the picture, but maybe he took it with him. Maybe someone else picked it up.
I wonder if the old fortune telling piece of shit foresaw his picture would be posted on SzS for hundreds of people to see. Would he care?
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Comment by Filthy Lucre on January 6, 2013 at 4:34pm -
@Zen. I'll have to give you a +1 for that. Asshole.
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Comment by Zen on my back on January 6, 2013 at 8:35am -
I thought you were speaking of yourself...
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Comment by Joky on January 6, 2013 at 8:17am -
lol,as long as he can entertain you and ppl on weibo.
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Comment by Filthy Lucre on January 6, 2013 at 7:11am
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@Cynic. I've considered teaching English. I got a C- in the 10th grade, so I'm well qualified.
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Comment by Filthy Lucre on January 6, 2013 at 7:05am
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@Yay. How can you get a picture of a fart? Maybe if you lite it?
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Comment by Mademoiselle YayYayYay! on January 6, 2013 at 2:26am -
... I wonder if you would appreciate him putting up a pic of you farting on weibo.
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Comment by Cynic The Troll on January 5, 2013 at 11:47pm -
Sounds like a case of way too much free time on your hands! Ever considered teaching English?
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Comment by Robert on January 5, 2013 at 10:40pm -
@Filthy:i think this old man is very funny,,,,,, he must be so pissed off the moment you handed the pic to him....hahahahah
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Comment by Filthy Lucre on January 5, 2013 at 10:08pm
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@Robert. I am a people watcher. I find people extremely interesting.
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Comment by Robert on January 5, 2013 at 9:55pm
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lol.....why you want his pic so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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