My Daily Paper

Dear Shenzhen Daily, please deliver the news to me.

Make the news both unbiased and honest.

Try to print important stories while ignoring the pap.

With your help, all mighty Shenzhen Daily, I will know what’s going on in the world.

I will be aware of museum and gallery exhibits.

I will be able to find the best places to eat and shop.

I will never miss a performance of my favorite bands when they come to town.

In return I will worship you with my daily 1 RMB purchase price.

If I skip a day, I promise to buy two copies the next day.

And finally, o holy Shenzhen Daily,

I hope you will consider putting out a weekend edition.

My fellow worshipers and I will appreciate it greatly.

With your help, Shenzhen Daily,

I will be able to make my way through the Shenzhen world peacefully and successfully.

Amen

PS. O, all knowing Shenzhen Daily, I know it is not my place to give you advice

But that weekly Yes Teens section has got to go.