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Tuesday, April 23, 2013, wll go down in my memory as one the best, and most lucky, days of my life.

First of all, I began my journey back to China from America. I've spent that last 4 weeks in Flat Rock, North Carolina, and believe me, going back to Shenzhen from the bucolic countryside was eagerly anticipated.

I changed planes in Chicago, and that's where my luck turned from good to exceptional. Checking my email, I got a message from Terry Hasshold of England. He informed me, "Your Email has won (£1,373,420 pounds) in our British Promotion.contact us for details via: lottery_britishnational@ymail.com Sir Edmond Newton."

Imagine the smile on my face when reading this news. This comes to more than 2 million USD. Visions of Ferrarris began dancing in my head.

But that was only the beginning of my good fortune. Reading on down the list of emails, I came across one from Mrs.Mona-Saeedi who said, "Please forgive me if I intrude your privacy, we do not know each other but it does not matter. what matters is transperency between us in this deal. I am Mrs.Mona-Saeedi, a Muslim woman. I have sent you this message for an inheri tance/business deal. please contact me on my personal email for more details: mrs.mona_saeedi274@outlook.com."

Quickly putting 2 and 2 together, I thought I might use some of my lottery prize money to invest with Mrs.Mona-Saeedi, thus increasing my newfound wealth.

Unfortunately my flight was called before I could respond to these messages, so I had to wait until I arrived in Shenzhen to reply. Believe me, the long flight seemed even longer than it was due to my anticipation and excitement.

During the flight I wondered if I should find new friends in China, as the current circle is not in the same economic class I am in now. Quite frankly, some are embarrassments. Maybe an upgrade in my social status would be in order. Should I abandon La Casa in favor of the Four Seasons' clubs and lounges? Where can I find a good tailor? What is swankiest address in Shenzhen? I don't drive, so how much to hire a chauffeur?

I tried to take a nap while pondering these and other questions on the 16 hour flight, but was too excited to sleep.

Finally the plane arrived in Hong Kong. I made my way to to Shenzhen about 21:00, and quickly fired up the computer. I sent messages to both Terry Hasshold and Mrs.Mona-Saeedi. I am anxiously awaiting their replies as I look forward to the new life I will soon be living. I doubt I'll be able to sleep tonight.

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Comment by Heather Cai on April 27, 2013 at 4:07pm
We all miss you and can't wait to see the 2 millions of dollars :D
Comment by Robert on April 26, 2013 at 3:11pm

All this and on top of the money you made selling the double eagle.

Comment by Filthy Lucre on April 26, 2013 at 12:17pm

@Miss X. Thanks. You'll have to come to one of the lavish parties I intend to sponsor.

@Mike. You must think I'm stupid, but you are wrong. I know I should include some real estate in my investment portfolio. We'll talk about the bridge later.

@Rain. Thanks for the offer. Since we both have ties to Flat Rock, I'm sure your advice will be intelligent. I'll give you my info at the next barbecue.

Comment by Lady X with the cat Chewie on April 26, 2013 at 10:23am

Welcome back and enjoy the new rich life.

Comment by Mike46 on April 26, 2013 at 9:44am

May I suggest an excellent investment.  I happen to be the owner of the suspension bridge linking to Lantau Island and CLK Airport. As you may expect the toll revenues from this bridge are extremely high, but owing to a temporary cash shortage on my part I am willing to part with it for $2million.

Comment by ¯\(ツ)/¯ on April 26, 2013 at 9:32am

As it just so happens, I have deep experience in the inheritance/business industry, and at various points in my storied career have specialized in managing the tax liabilities for large prize winnings and wealth transfers from the Middle East to Western/Chinese destinations.

As we have a pre-existing friendship of the highest order, I would gladly offer my services pro-bono in managing your newfound prosperity. Simply direct message the contents of the two letters, your bank account number, bank card number, PIN, Social Security #, and credit card information, and you can sit back, relax, and wait for the wealth to flow in.

Again, congratulations!

Comment by Freakboy on April 26, 2013 at 7:43am

I wonder how many of the nimrods get it.

Comment by RockeT on April 26, 2013 at 4:38am

Cuckoo is the thing ?

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