Some Saturday night this guy and his girl were going to bed, they started to touch each other, exploring and playing, he was really enjoying of her anatomy , suddenly when he was ready to take the next step, she stated with cynic face:
- Now I do not want, I just want you to hug me
He said : Whatttttttttttttttttt the ???
Then she replied : - You do not know how to connect with my needs as woman ...
He was really frustrated and thinking while was putting away the scent oils, turned off the candles, turned off the CD of Bangles and then hit the cold shower to tame the best.
Next day they were going shopping. And she told him : - sorry I forgot something ...
Then he replied : - Please go and take all you want, anything, everything ...
Then she took 5 dresses, 4 pair of shoes, bras , pants, skirts and slippers, But also, Clothes to play tennis ( for a woman that does not even jog ... ) , Leather jacket and purses ...
She was really excited and into it and he said to her:
- Just that ?? , take EVERYTHING you want !!!
The girl was in sexual ecstasy and told him : Come nice cute man, my everything - and some other crap girls say in retribution moment - , lets go to the cashier to pay.
And it was there when just been one person in front of them in the cashier line , he said :
- Sorry , my love, I think I do not want to buy that right now , I just want you to hug me
And then you can imagine her face, pale as a white line in the middle of the road. She used her fainted face , she was paralyzed , had a sudden eye dropping movement, started to have spots on her face, then the guy finished:
- You do not know how to connect with my financial needs as man ...