1\ She said, I am going to KFC.
I said, how about Sushi?
She said, I am going to KFC.
I said, I thought you love Sushi?
She said, I must go to KFC.
I said, but you already had Burgerking yesterday.
She said, I have to go to KFC.
While I was thinking how to convince her not to eat the junk food so often...she said, how about we vote? Before I agree she was already asking:who would like to go to Sushi? I hurried up raised both of my hands and thought girl I am not that stupid.... Then she said, who would like to go to KFC? I put down both of my hands, she raised up both of her hands, plus one of her feet.
2\In the elevator, morning rushing time, full people, old, middle age...young...like most of the mornings, my neighbors stay quiet in the small elevator.
Suddenly she fart, not that loud but all of us heard of it. None voiced out a word.
She looked up at me and said: mom, you fart. Not that loud but all of us heard her too.
Two women started to giggle....
I couldn't say a word but I really wanted to say: you are such a little monster.